Jimmy John’s release “Smut” audiobook narrated by Walton Goggins

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Jimmy Johns has been getting tough this summer with his new, cocky sandwich collection, as well as a collection of “Smut” audiobooks narrated by other than “Walton Goggins” season 3 star Walton Goggins.

“The Blade and the Brine,” a two-part Romantasy audiobook read by Goggins, is available to Jimmy John’s oddly fast-paying members who buy sandwiches or wraps between June 23rd and July 6th. This book is part of the ultimate charm summer menu.

Ahead of the audiobook release, USA Today introduced a creamy, steamy romance. Here’s what you need to know.

How do you listen to “Blade and Brine”?

“The Blade and the Brine” is now available to Jimmy John’s strange Fast Rewards members.Beachread“.

To receive part 1 of the audiobook, reward members must order sandwiches or record wraps between Monday, June 23rd and Sunday, June 29th. To receive part 2, members must place an order between Tuesday, July 1st and Sunday, July 6th.

Audiobooks are not available for other offers or discounts.

What is “blade and salt water”?

Set in the Sandwich Kingdom, one of “Blade and the Brine” follows Jimmy John’s delivery girl named Viola. In part 2, Viola has to choose between her guardians who will fascinate her in part 1, or two suitors of her guardians who are dark and mystical pickles.

The audiobook is full of Jimmy John’s puns, like “Gliding through Parmesan Hills, slid over the river hills of Kicking Ranch.”

How much is the blade and salt water?

Part 1 of “The Blade and the Brine” is about 5 minutes and 40 seconds, while Part 2 is 6 and a half minutes long.

How cheeky is “blade and salt water”?

The “creamy and spicy” audiobook dripping on the ranch is certainly quite cheeky.

Is “The Blade and the Brine” a real audiobook?

Yes, “The Blade and the Brine” is a real audiobook in the sense that the narrator reads the story to the listener. However, the audiobook is only part of Jimmy John’s summer promotional campaign. You cannot purchase it anywhere else or check it out from your local library.

Which sandwiches make up the smut lineup?

The Ultimate Seduction Summer menu features three sandwiches and one wrap.

  • #7 Spicy East Coast Italian: Italian sandwich topped with Genova salami and capocolo, proboron cheese, oil and vinegar, onion, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise and hot Jimmy pepper
  • #12 Beach Club: Turkey Breast, Pro Bolaunch Cheese, Avocado Spread, Cucumber, Lettuce, Tomato, Mayonnaise
  • #17 Ultimate Poker: Smoked ham and applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise
  • Kickin’Ranch Chicken Wrap: A farm wrapped in all-natural chicken, proboron, onions, lettuce, tomato, Jimmy pepper, kicking lunch, flour tortilla

Gretacross is a national trend reporter for USA Today. Story ideas? Please email her gcross@usatoday.com.

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